Audio Assault

SugarDiva, the Gynoid with Digital DNA demands your presence at a ball in honor of the acquisition of Her newest toy; the Planet Earth. Genetically Engineered Life Forms as well as Earthlings are invited to attend the festivities. Upon your arrival, it is customary to present a tribute to compliment our Tyrant’s vulgar curiosity for the subversive and sublime. Offenders with tributes that fail to impress will promptly be escorted by sandmen to Carousel for Renewal. A captured band will provide an audio feed of popular art forms from Earth’s doomed civilization. The band shall be tortured into playing various forms of Earth music, such as ebm, g-funk and speedpolka. This event will be broadcast Live on various frequencies in Machine Code, Esperanto and NumberWang. Catering to all voyeuristic intentions, artifical constructs will administer high dosages of torment while violating your tympanic membrane. Damage over time guaranteed! Sample the delights of Earth before they are wiped from the Universe forever. Spend a night reliving the future the way it used to be!