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Infiltrating the Human Collective since 1997

By accessing and using this domain, you must agree to each of the terms and conditions set forth herein:

All information harvested from your visit will be exploited.  IP data acquired by means of your submission of a message via the form may be subjected to doxing and/or to severe persecution by a shadow court.  Raw DNA will be indexed, your clone may be modified for profit.  Dial-up end-users must use Netscape Navigator to view content. #AYBABTU

Any unauthorized exhibition, or copying of this domain or any part thereof (including signature fragrance) will result in civil liability and an unimaginable punishment executed by The Great Tyrant of Sogo.  Under no circumstances and under no legal theory, tort, contract, or otherwise, shall the webmistress of SUGARDIVA.COM be liable to you or any other person for any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any character including, without limitation, damages for loss of goodwill, work stoppage, computer malfunction, or any and all other damages or losses.  In no event will SUGARDIVA.COM be liable for any damages even if you have been informed of the possibility of such damages, or any claim by any Third Party.  No other warranty expressed or implied.  These terms are subject to change without notice. #IDFWU

Do not place near flammable or magnetic source.  Avoid contact with skin. If ingested, induce vomiting.  Mobile service charges are non-refundable.  There is a 2 drink minimum. Stop – it’s Hammer Time!  No parking on the dancefloor.  Zombies will be shot on sight. #LSHMSFOAIDMT

Explicit language warning.  This d-vice is meant for recreational purposes only.  Any resemblance to real persons, organic or mechanical is purely coincidental.  Requests for additional information or access to this Gynoid will be denied.  Attempts to sabotage will be recorded and submitted to the proper authorities.  If this were an actual emergency, this broadcast would be followed by official information and instructions.  Thank you for your compliance webizen. Have a nice decade. #WYSIWYG

TL:RD?  
Terms of Service:  All aspects of traffic, including the usage of the email form is tracked and indexed.  

Act accordingly or risk an IP# ban.